Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Optimistically yours!

While Bill Gates gets busy spending Warren Buffet’s generous $1.5 billion donation within one year as stipulated by terms of donation, it’s time for the ‘Bill Gates is sharing his fortune’ chain letters to return with a vengeance.

This mail’s been doing the rounds since long and has come to me about a dozen times now. It’s not malicious like the google mail – just plain funny, unless someone gave out their bank account details or credit card number to receive Bill Gates’ money. Here goes...

Dear Friends,Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.Regards.Charles S. BaileyGeneral Manager Field Operations1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-245-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Hahahahahhahaaaaaa. It even gives contact details. Guuufffffaaaawwwww!!!
Consider this: the above proposition is an impossibility for two reasons:

1. If Bill Gates was this stupid, he wouldn't be what he is.
2. Read the stories below and see what similarity it bears to the chain letter.

There is a well-known story of the man who invented chess. The local ruler was so pleased with the invention that he offered the inventor a great reward in gold. The inventor suggested an alternative reward: he would get one grain of wheat on the first square of the chess board, two grains on the second square, four on the third, eight on the fourth, etc., doubling the number of grains each time. The ruler saw that this must be a much better deal for him, and accepted. The board has 64 squares. How many total grains of wheat did the ruler have to pay the inventor?
Answer: The number of grains on the 64th square is 2^63 (2 to the 63rd power). The total number of grains on the board is 2^64-1. These facts can be easily deduced by considering just the first few squares, and generalizing your findings. A proof can be done using mathematical induction, or geometric series, or binary arithmetic. 2^64-1=18,446,744,073,709,551,615. That happens to be much more wheat than exists in the whole world. In fact, that amount of wheat would probably just fit in a building 25 miles long, 25 miles wide, and 1000 feet tall.

A similar puzzle: Take one sheet out of your newspaper, and fold it in half, then fold it in half again, and again, and again. Can you fold it 30 times? Pretending that you can (you probably can't fold it more than eight times), how thick would it be after 30 times? Assume the paper is 1/500" thick or 1/200 cm. thick.
Answer: The newspaper, folded 30 times is about 34 mi. (54 km.) thick. A few more folds and you could reach the moon!

Google's gonna get you?!!

Got this email recently. Here’s an extract:
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I have decided to stop using gmail, because I fear google's collection of data pertaining to my internet use. Over a period of many years this data could help them build a pretty accurate profile of me. Sure, they would not misuse it, but what if it fell into the wrong hands?If information is power, then should we let google have so much power over us? Already it is marching towards monopoly of web search. We should be cautious about our personal data.Regards,
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It further asks you to forward the mail to 'as many people as possible' to apparently save them from some corporate conspiracy like situation! Considering that the email was sent to many in my email group, each of who decided to send it to all the others again, I guess a lot of people fell for this one. But hey, d
o pause and think before you forward such ranting mails that pretend to be in your best interests..
Firstly, by the above logic, the hallowed Mr Bill Gates already has all the information he wants about you. Adding Larry Page and Sergey Brin to ‘people who know you’ list shouldn’t really change anything drastically enough to make you this paranoid.

And, if you really want a tentative list of ‘people who know you’, I’ll happily provide it:

Your bank/credit card company knows what you bought when and from which shop at exactly what time of the day or night. You are traceable with respect to date, time, place, shopping preferences, and if you make more than one purchase at two shops in the same mall, they also know your movements within the mall.

Your telecom provider not only knows when and where you were at any given point of time, it also knows if you were talking to someone or not and if yes, who and for what length of time. If they are really that interested in you, in the snap of a finger, they’ll know exactly what you’re talking about and your GPRS, Bluetooth etc. give them more information than you think. Not to mention that with all new phones having usb ports and comps with media card readers, half your life is out there, baby!!

If you use cable internet, your cable wallah can get much more information about you than any one else, including you, your parents and your spouse. You’re on a LAN remember. All that bull about dedicated line is just that – bull!

That’s not all. Your employer knows helluvalot and don’t underestimate your grocers. God knows what your doctor knows! And the list goes on and on and on and the number of people who ‘know you’ are just increasing by the day.

Afterthought: Have to mention the tax guys here – they have woken up and they’ll get you – or at least that’s what they want you to believe. So, they’ve computerized the tax department. They put out threatening ads in papers and television saying they’re going to get you. Hahahahahaa!!! lol n rotg. Here’s the deal: My tax returns for AY 2005-06 have not yet been processed. why? because the department is being computerized. Kewl, suits me ;) Cuz, they had the same excuse last AY too!!! So, chillax everyone. No matter who gets you, your tax guys won’t.

On a serious afterthought: Don’t mean to dismiss the issue. I know google and other companies know too much + all that information is extremely vulnerable, but till some techie minds figure out how to tackle a lurking crisis, sit back and enjoy the technology. It's free for now.